Where to eat / have a drink in Lanzarote?

Lanzarote has almost 2,000 bars/cafeteria, or about 1 for every 75 inhabitants…. This number is completely insane! To give you an element of comparison and by the way a little riddle, do you know which city in France has the most bars per inhabitant?
The answer is Rouen with 1 bar for 1404 inhabitants!! While Paris is only in 8th position with 1 for 1964 inhabitants.
As you will have understood, finding a good place to have a drink and a snack in Lanzarote can be a challenge, so if you don’t want to spend all your time on traveler review sites, or risk come across a bad address, why not let yourself be guided by the recommendations of Crazy Canary?