Welcome to our humour series about the Canary Islands, where the sun shines brighter than my jokes – let’s be honest… Before you dive into these offbeat tales, remember that our only goal here is to make you laugh. Take these stories with a pinch of salt (or sand), because humour is our best friend in the Canaries. And don’t forget: beyond the laughs, we’re also your online go-to for amazing activities on these enchanting islands – and if you keep exploring this blog, you’ll also find plenty of serious articles to help you plan your trip. Ready to set off on a journey of comedy and glorious sunshine?
Lanzarote, jewel of the Canary Islands, has found a bold answer to rising sea levels and the oil crisis: a reinvented catamaran, nicknamed “The Ark of Lanzarote”, that transforms into a floating refuge for its 150,000 inhabitants.
The Rise of the Ark
At the heart of this maritime adventure, a catamaran – once a simple pleasure boat – becomes the unexpected hero. Faced with growing challenges, the people of Lanzarote have decided to turn it into a real Noah’s Ark, ready to sail towards an uncertain future.
A Comedy of Boarding
Boarding the Ark of Lanzarote has become a comedy in its own right. Armed with travel bags and a resilient sense of humour, the locals welcomed the catamaran with “Long Live Life at Sea!” placards. Eyewitnesses describe comical scenes of residents fighting over the best cabin with a view of the horizon, while others demand potted palm trees to recreate that island feel.
Floating Island Life
Life aboard the Ark of Lanzarote is an astonishing mix of island routine and nautical surprises. Excursions that used to be simple boat trips have turned into quests for virtual dry land. The residents take impromptu diving lessons, discover the joys of deep-sea fishing and even hold dance contests on the upper deck.
Voices from the Floaters
“At first I was sceptical about living on a catamaran. But as soon as I realised the bar stayed open even in the middle of a storm, I was convinced it was the best decision of my life,” says Sophie, a resident delighted with her floating island life.
The stories keep coming, each with hilarious anecdotes about falling palm fronds, unexpected encounters with curious fish, and philosophical chats under the starry sky. The people of Lanzarote have discovered that the sea, once just a horizon, is now their daily playground.
Challenges and Laughter at Sea
Of course, life on board isn’t always plain sailing. Heated debates break out over vital issues such as which scent of soap to use in the cabin bathrooms. The residents also practise evacuation drills, wondering how to organise a penguin rescue should the need arise.
Cooking Between Two Waters
The cooking on board the Ark of Lanzarote is a delicious mix of island flavours and mid-ocean creativity. The chefs, sometimes culinary acrobats, juggle local ingredients and provisions from the sea. Eyewitnesses describe dinners where prawns dance the salsa with French cheeses, creating an unprecedented harmony of flavours.
Towards a Floating Future
Despite the challenges, the Ark of Lanzarote has created a close-knit floating community, where the residents are the stars of their own maritime comedy. The sea, once a boundary, is now a source of inspiration and connection. The Ark of Lanzarote isn’t just a catamaran – it has become the symbol of an island community that refuses to sink and would rather sail towards a future full of laughter, waves and stories to tell.